Score: 9

"Best movie currently on the portal"

submission: All chavs must die2 short

date: May 20, 2007

My favorite scene was the part when the guy is having a crisis lol.

Score: 10

"Here's a review copied from KWAS71KCK"

submission: Return of The Vinstigator

date: January 3, 2007

well, your efforts were nice in this one.... but this game got very boring rather quickly. the story was a little too complex and wasn't all that appealing either. the large file size was also a downsize as well as it took almost ages to load up. it was okay to play once... but not a second time however.
your efforts were good though..... i'll give you good credit for that.

Score: 1

"And the world said, "lol.""

submission: The life of a blammer.

date: November 1, 2006

Oh my dear brother. I've gone off to college, and the M-Bot has given me the chance to write a new review for this ancient submission. What a lewd piece of shit this is, Mike. I would love the song if it weren't for the fact that it sounds like you're trying to not sing too loud because you know either mom or me would hear you and make fun of you.

Other than that it still sucks.

Though just now, writing this review, I think we should re-dub this like we did the Hitman, but I don't think it would be as easy since this doesn't exactly have much action so I don't know maybe this isn't such a good idea.

Score: 10

"NG'S GREATEST SERIES"

submission: Piconjo Jam #23

date: May 3, 2006

This is another amazing installment of Newgrounds' greatest flash series.

All hail Piconjo-- GOD OF NEWGROUNDS!

Score: 10

"Good one"

submission: Cool Things 082

date: September 7, 2005

haha i liked threestar's butts

Score: 10

"Ohmifuckinggawd"

submission: StarFox PWNs Your Mom 1.5

date: August 30, 2005

I literally peed my pants when I watched this flash. This flash was so sophisticated and intellectual. Front page material for sure.

Score: 10

"I hate it when that happens"

submission: Sonic: Bad Bubbles (VGDC)

date: May 5, 2005

If I had a dime for every time what happened in this flash movie happened to me, I'd be one rich man. Why, just the other day I was inhaling farts and it was quite tasty. Good luck on the flash tiajo3503982wj09jvxcv..as

Score: 10

"Comic Genius"

submission: The Bill Cosby Collection

date: May 3, 2005

I just wanted to let you know that you are all very funny people. POKEMON! WHAT'S A POKEMON?! lol

Score: 10

"A pwning of a lifetime"

submission: PICONJO vs evillock final

date: April 27, 2005

Whenever I need to have a good pwning I choose Piconjo for maximum enjoyment. <3

Score: 4

"Good idea! Oh wait a sec."

submission: To Kill A Clock '05

date: April 25, 2005

It's pretty dumb to make a flash about you slaying your own enemies. That's like if I said, "HAHA I PWN LOOK AT THIS FELLAS!1111!!1!" and made a flash about me killing you. I must confess, althought it would pwn, it would also be gay and homosexual and my anus would grow to Goatse levels. That's not a good thing.